Yeah, okay.

how the heckity do you change a theme

allhalebreaksloose:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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milkbunnii:

its been 2 years and i still cant get over how badly the yearbook staff fucked up my senior quote

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notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

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spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

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gamoradorable:

them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
me

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egberts:

snacklemore:

egberts:

my life in one picture

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there is no picture

i have no life

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  • French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
  • American Friend: THOUSAND?
  • French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

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aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

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steffalopod:

in elementary school john lennon had a homework that asked “what do you want two be when you grow up” and he replied “happy”. the teacher say “you donot understand the assignment” and jjohn lennon said “u dont understand LIFE”. that teacher was albert einstein. reblog if you love god

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yeevil:

probably not that

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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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